Thursday, 1 December 2016

Signed Books for Christmas



Hello, folks!

If you'd like to purchase a signed copy of one of my books for yourself or for a friend for Christmas, I'll happily gift wrap it for free. I can dedicate the book to whoever you like, and I post all around the world. 

Simply head over to this page here, and when you reach the check out, there should be a box called 'Note To Seller.' Let me know there whether you would like the book gift wrapped, and who (if anyone) you'd like it dedicated to. If you can't spy the box at checkout, don't worry, just drop me an email after you have placed your order.

If you'd like to order more than one book, email me and I can send you a bespoke Paypal request. 

Here are last order dates. You can order after these dates, but Royal Mail cannot guarantee that parcels will reach you in time for Christmas.


Rest of World: 3rd December
USA/Canada: 10th December
Europe: 12th December
UK: 19th December



Lots of love x

Friday, 25 November 2016

Let's Talk About Fanfiction

A while ago, I filmed a video with Rowan, chatting about fanfiction, and fandoms and all of the things that we were rather obsessed with as teenagers. You can watch it here. Last week, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them hit the cinema, and I bloody loved it. (I talk about it here, if you're interested). It got me thinking about fandom again, and how writers often use fanfiction as a way to practice when they're young. I certainly did as a teenager, and I decided to trawl back to the beginning of my emails, to find some of the things I used to write. And I found this. It's a short, one off piece set at the end of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. It has All Of The Feels (and all of the exposition, and many other things, ha), but I thought I would share. I think writers are often quite secretive about earlier writing, or fanfiction they might have penned back in the day. But I think it's an interesting thing to discuss. So, from me to you, on this Friday, here's a piece of writing from a very long time ago. I hope it offers up some nostalgia. And angst - oh, the angst. (I promise I'm a much better writer now.)

Lots of love xx



Wolfsbane


The wooden knot has five turns, and he’s counted them ten times just to make sure. He tilts his head to the right, very slowly, and watches it morph. A circle turning into a circle, turning into a circle. This is a complex pattern. Remus appreciates this: the way it keeps on turning into exactly the same thing; it doesn’t change. 

The curtains are drawn. He half yanked them down a couple of hours ago, throwing dust everywhere. He has a chipped mug. Sirius broke it when he knocked it off the table. Remus thumbs the break, pressing it until his skin turns white and he cuts himself. He doesn’t even notice. He wonders, absentmindedly, why his tea is so cold. 

His bones feel as though they are grinding into each other. He stretches his neck and winces. It must be tonight, or tomorrow. It is soon, anyway. He decides someone had better make some sort of decision for him, if anyone remembers. Perhaps he could just lock himself in his room. No, no, then he might tear up the bed, and he knows he must not do that. Nor risk the photographs. Perhaps he can go somewhere far away. Perhaps the Shrieking Shack.

But he doesn’t want to leave. He’s not even sure he can walk. 

“The best way, Moony, is always to fly.”

Remus whimpers and brings his legs up onto the chair, resting his head on his knees. He remembers the vertigo, Sirius jeering and the motorbike splitting the clouds in two. He wonders if he could borrow it from Hagrid sometime. Just to look at it. Just to see. 

He barely looks up as a yellow light flashes from the fireplace before the room sinks back into darkness. He remembers spells. He remembers green like a blinding headache. 

Shivering, the word ‘decorum’ gently nudges him. He lets his legs slide back so his feet touch the floor. He can just make out Snape’s outline, a man paused clumsily trying to assess the situation. Remus would laugh if this were in any way funny. Snape clears his throat and Remus manages some sort of nod, though he doesn’t know what he means by this at all. People nod, don’t they? His ribcage contracts and he inhales through he nose. Right now Sirius would be… no, no. He looks again at the wooden knot on the kitchen table. He counts the circles. 

“I, erm,” Snape comes into view, hovering before deciding to sit down in the chair opposite. “I brought -” he indicates the container in his hand and places it on the table. Over the top of the wooden knot. Remus feels indignant. He forces himself to look up. 

Snape visibly winces. “Merlin, you look like death.” 

There is a horrible pause, and then Remus hears himself laugh weakly, only it sounds so stupid that he forces himself to stop. “Thank you, Severus,” he is surprised by how hoarse his voice sounds. “Fabulous sentiments, as usual.”

Snape bristles. “Yes, well.” 

There is an emotion lurking behind Snape’s eyes that could become concern. Remus doesn’t like concern. He breaks the silence before ‘concern’ can form words of its own:

“What’s this?” he indicates the container. “If it’s fire whiskey you may just be my new best friend,” he leans across the table and whispers. “Molly likes to hide it from me; she thinks it’s ‘unhealthy.’”

“Well, I hate to disappoint,” Snape pushes the flask towards him. “But, it’s your Wolfsbane; I thought you’d need it again now that… well.” He trails off, leaving the sentence hanging between them. A non-descript Sirius. 

Remus drums his fingers on the table just a little too hard. “That’s very considerate. But I don’t want it.”

Snape lets out a snort. “Don’t be absurd.”

Remus’s eyes flash dangerously. “I think you'll find that I'm the best judge of the situation, Severus. I'll be fine.”

“I hate to break it to you, but I'm rather worried about the rest of the people who live here. You might be fine with locking yourself in your room and tearing yourself to pieces, but I'm not sure everyone else will be too happy with the idea of a fully fledged werewolf roaming riot. Besides,” Snape forces a half smile: “I'm not going to stand back and let you scar yourself into oblivion.” When Remus doesn't look as though he is going to respond, Snape takes his chances and steps into no man's land. “I don't think Sirius would have wanted that either.”

Something snaps inside Remus and he stands up so quickly his chair clatters to the ground. His wand is in his hand before he knows what he is doing. “What did you say?” Snape stands up with his arms raised in surrender. “What the hell did you just say?”

Snape speaks cautiously: “I just don't think that half killing yourself is the answer to this.”

“To what?” Remus practically spits the words. There is a growl half-formed, dying to get out, but he swallows it. He wants to flatten Snape. He's never wanted to hurt anyone so much in his life and he isn't terrified; he feels exhilarated. “Come on – say it!”

Snape says nothing. 

“What can you possibly say to make me feel better?” Remus can hear himself getting hysterical. “You weren't there! You were quite happy to pass the message on to Sirius here and then hide out at Hogwarts until it all blew over!”

“You knew I couldn't turn up – for Godric's sake, Remus, I'd have had to fight against you!”

But Remus isn't listening and he finds himself shouting just so that he can block out the sound of Sirius. Sirius healing Buckbeak and talking to Severus via Phineas. Sirius saying they had to get to the ministry because Harry thought Voldemort had captured him. Sirius refusing to stay behind, despite Remus pleading, and now tonight he has to morph and he's going to be alone. He doesn't have an animagus; he doesn't have his Sirius; he doesn't have - 

“What is going on?” 

Molly's voice cuts through the tension and Remus snaps back to the present. Hovering behind her stands Harry, looking confused. 

Remus looks down and finds he's grabbed hold of Snape's robes. He lets go, his hands shaking.

“I was...” he trails off, completely unaware of how he was going to end that sentence. His anger recedes back into itself: circle into circle. Adrenaline subsided, he stumbles backwards and Snape puts out an arm to stop him falling.

“Come on,” Snape guides him to a chair. “Sit down.” Remus collapses into it. 

Snape looks up at Molly. “I was just coming by to drop off Lupin's Wolfsbane. He needs to take it tonight, ok?” He raises his eyebrows pointedly.

Molly nods, wringing her hands as she looks on at Remus who has gone back to staring at the table. She struggles to find her voice. “Yes,” she says, “I mean, of course.” She nods a second time, stepping briskly into the room, aware that she needs to take some sort of control. “Thank you, Severus.”

Snape nods curtly, his hand still resting on Remus's shoulder. He considers staying longer, but can think of nothing more to say. He gives Remus's shoulder a squeeze and makes towards the kitchen door. “I'll go out the front.” He grabs Harry by the shoulder and pushes him out into the corridor. “Let the man have some space, Potter.”

Harry shrugs him off. “Oh, yes, because you looked as though you were doing a fantastic job of making him feel better.”

Snape closes the door behind him and glares down at the fifteen year old with renewed hatred. Harry stares back, equally angry. From behind the door, they can hear Remus breaking down. Harry looks away, embarrassed. Snape straightens his robes. 

“Out of my way, Potter.” 

Harry frowns, pushing his glasses up his nose. The green makes Snape's stomach knot uncomfortably and he feels claustrophobic. He leaves Grimmauld Place as quickly as possible, and runs down the street, exposed under the full moon. 

At the fence, he tries to clear his mind to apparate. But all he can see is Lily, and now Sirius. Voldemort laughing somewhere far, far away, and the Dark Mark burning a hole in his arm. 

Friday, 27 May 2016

I Want to Have a Chat

Hello folks,

A couple of weeks ago, I was approached by a television production company, asking me to take part in a dating show. A dating show where those with disabilities and deformities are filmed trying to 'find love.' They thought that I would be a good fit, given that I have a deformity myself.

I have a lot of thoughts on this. Angry ones. Frustrated ones. Thoughts about misrepresentation in the media, about exploitation and about control of voice.

I made a video addressing all of my issues with this show and the people who produce it. I would be very grateful if you could take the time to watch it, and share it. I think more people need to be aware of how these companies operate. You can watch the video here.


Thank you. Sending lots of love to you all,

Jen xxxx

Thursday, 26 May 2016

The Baileys Women's Prize for Fiction

This year, I'm working with the Baileys Women's Prize for Fiction, reading and reviewing all of the six shortlisted books. I unbox the shortlisted books over here. :)

My first reviews are for The Green Road by Anne Enright and A Little Life by Hanya Yanagihara. You can hear what I think of the books over here.



Next up, I'll be reviewing A Portable Veblen and The Glorious Heresies.

Lots of bookish love. xx


Wednesday, 25 May 2016

What I've Been Reading Recently + GIVEAWAY

To see what I've been reading in the past few weeks, head over to this video here. In the video, I'm also giving away three paperback copies of Arcadia by Iain Pears, a book which I absolutely loved. You can see my spoiler free review of it here.



Other book review videos:
I chat about some books from YesYes - a wonderful poetry press in the States.
What I read in April: Part 1 and Part 2

Tuesday, 17 May 2016

BOOKS WITH JEN: EPISODE 5

NEW PODCAST: In this month’s episode of BOOKS WITH JEN, I chat with Emily Urquhart (author of ‘Beyond the Pale’, one of my favourite books :) ) about albinism and folklore around the world. I also catch up with Will, from Vintage Books, & chat about upcoming book releases. You can download or stream the podcast here :)


Thursday, 24 March 2016

What I've Been Reading Recently

I just uploaded part two of my March wrap up, chatting about all the books I've been reading recently. (I'm splitting my wrap up into three parts this month, as I've been reading quite a lot)

Part One is here and Part Two is here. x